tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

But people want to help. So they try harder to make you feel hopeful and positive about the situation. You explain it again, hoping they’ll try a less hope-centric approach, but re-explaining your total inability to experience joy inevitably sounds kind of negative; like maybe you WANT to be depressed. The positivity starts coming out in a spray — a giant, desperate happiness sprinkler pointed directly at your face. And it keeps going like that until you’re having this weird argument where you’re trying to convince the person that you are far too hopeless for hope just so they’ll give up on their optimism crusade and let you go back to feeling bored and lonely by yourself.

And that’s the most frustrating thing about depression. It isn’t always something you can fight back against with hope. It isn’t even something — it’s nothing. And you can’t combat nothing. You can’t fill it up. You can’t cover it. It’s just there, pulling the meaning out of everything. That being the case, all the hopeful, proactive solutions start to sound completely insane in contrast to the scope of the problem.

It would be like having a bunch of dead fish, but no one around you will acknowledge that the fish are dead. Instead, they offer to help you look for the fish or try to help you figure out why they disappeared.

The problem might not even have a solution. But you aren’t necessarily looking for solutions. You’re maybe just looking for someone to say ‘sorry about how dead your fish are’ or ‘wow, those are super dead. I still like you, though.’

Hyperbole and a Half, Depression Part Two (via feellng)

basedjane:

Supermodel Ataui Deng has been missing for 10 days, y’all. Had it not been for Roblé’s post, I wouldn’t have heard anything. 10 Days and NOTHING in the media?
*sigh
If you have seen her or know anything concerning her disappearance, email FindAtaui@gmail.com
Again, I feel this begs to be said again: Black. Lives. Matter.

basedjane:

Supermodel Ataui Deng has been missing for 10 days, y’all. Had it not been for Roblé’s post, I wouldn’t have heard anything. 10 Days and NOTHING in the media?

*sigh

If you have seen her or know anything concerning her disappearance, email FindAtaui@gmail.com

Again, I feel this begs to be said again:

Black.
Lives.
Matter.

carriehopefletcher:

regretisfortheliving:

bowtiesarecool4:

This is deep, man

one of the greatest piece of information taught to me in life was from a fucking deranged talking baboon

I love this!

(Source: neogohann)

You realize that everything the police are doing in Ferguson is carefully calculated, right? They’re purposely turning peaceful protests into riots. They’re purposely committing violence to incite violence. From saying ‘We won’t be answering 911 calls,’ which is a very clever way to set themselves up to be able to say, ‘We were afraid for our safety - any call could really be an ambush, our lives were in danger’ right down to the camouflage and the military tanks and wearing more body armor than a soldier in a war zone. Its exactly why they’re going for a media blackout - yet allowing certain photos through - they WANT you to see their tanks. They want you to see their riot gear. They WANT you to see a war-zone. They’re trying to sell the world the idea that this community is inherently and constantly a source of violence and turmoil - they want you to think that they [the police] are being attacked daily in a place so vicious they need full body armor. You know why? Because then, at the end of the day, you might just be able to believe the story they’re going to spin. They’re going to tell you that this (white) officer goes to work in this war zone every day - that he spends every working moment in constant fear for his life. They’re going to tell you that Michael Brown attacked this officer. And then they’re going to bring up everything that has happened in the aftermath and try to use it to convince you that he shot that little boy because he was afraid for his life. They’re setting up a defense. You mark my words, they’re trying to set up a defense.

My mom’s take on what’s going on in Ferguson (via actualbanshee)

Your mom isn’t wrong. That’s why it’s so important to keep the signal going. Too many are silenced with lies and fear and if they cannot speak then we have to do it for them.

(via auntpol)

hannahcarbons:

We told girls that they should be little angels.

Now we cannot stop them.

(Source: saltysalmonella)

Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this earth. Life is fleeting. And if you’re ever distressed, cast your eyes to the summer sky when the stars are strung across the velvety night. And when a shooting star streaks through the blackness, turning night into day… make a wish and think of me. Make your life spectacular. I know I did.

Robin Williams, Jack (1996)

(Source: danneelwinchester)

(Source: slimgiltsoul)

fuckeverythingbecomeapirate:

“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.”
― Ellen Goodman

fuckeverythingbecomeapirate:

“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.”

angelicvibes:

I don’t know why, but I’ve always really liked reading creepy stuff about disneyworld/land-maybe I just like having a creepy element to everything. Anyway, here are some links to some scary disney stories and facts!

Creepypasta
Working at Disney 
The River Country Film
Grad Night at the Haunted Mansion
Disneyland 1999
Abandoned by Disney
Room Zero (Abandoned by Disney sequel)
Disney’s Catacombs
Real Deaths at Disney
Amoebas at River Country (the real story)
Ten Real Life Deaths at Disney
Incidents at Disney wiki page
Urban Legends
6 Creepy Disney Urban Legends
Disney Movie Theories
10 Fan Theories
Disney Movies Theories and Urban Legends
Frozen Theory
DisneyTheory.com (full of interesting theories)

{creepy/paranormal blog}

angelicvibes:

I don’t know why, but I’ve always really liked reading creepy stuff about disneyworld/land-maybe I just like having a creepy element to everything. Anyway, here are some links to some scary disney stories and facts!

Creepypasta

Working at Disney 

The River Country Film

Grad Night at the Haunted Mansion

Disneyland 1999

Abandoned by Disney

Room Zero (Abandoned by Disney sequel)

Disney’s Catacombs

Real Deaths at Disney

Amoebas at River Country (the real story)

Ten Real Life Deaths at Disney

Incidents at Disney wiki page

Urban Legends

6 Creepy Disney Urban Legends

Disney Movie Theories

10 Fan Theories

Disney Movies Theories and Urban Legends

Frozen Theory

DisneyTheory.com (full of interesting theories)

{creepy/paranormal blog}